{"id":71,"date":"2015-03-26T16:50:24","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T14:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jedi-kids.ro\/?p=71"},"modified":"2016-11-03T13:58:34","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T13:58:34","slug":"tot-la-varsta-intrebarilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jedikids.ro\/site\/ro\/tot-la-varsta-intrebarilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine a inventat injuraturile?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"font_8\">Dupa-amiaza la plimbare cu Luke.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Luke:<\/strong> Cine a inventat injuraturile?<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Mama:<\/strong> Tu cine crezi?<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Luke:<\/strong> Ala rau!<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Mama:<\/strong> Si eu cred ca oamenii rai le-au inventat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Luke:<\/strong> Eu nu am zis &#8220;oamenii rai&#8221; eu am zis &#8220;ala&#8221; rau. &#8220;Ala&#8221; rau, cu furca&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Mama:<\/strong> Eu totusi cred ca oamenii rai le-au inventat ca sa fie rai cu alti oameni.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Luke:<\/strong> Si atunci oamenii buni de ce nu au sters cuvintele alea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"font_8\"><strong>Mama:<\/strong> Cuvintele care se inventeaza nu se mai sterg. Tii minte cuvintele pe care le-ai inventat tu cand erai mic, inca le mai folosim si azi, de exemplu ynda! (ynda= perna in forma de\u00a0&#8220;U&#8221; folosita la alaptat, cu ursuleti pe ea :-)).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Oare ce au invatat la ora de religie?! Noroc ca a devenit optionala!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa-amiaza la plimbare cu Luke. Luke: Cine a inventat injuraturile? Mama: Tu cine crezi? Luke: Ala rau! Mama: Si eu cred ca oamenii rai le-au inventat. 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