{"id":5829,"date":"2019-02-17T20:09:23","date_gmt":"2019-02-17T20:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jedikids.ro\/site\/?p=5829"},"modified":"2019-03-10T10:17:01","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T10:17:01","slug":"intelepciunea-copiilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jedikids.ro\/site\/ro\/intelepciunea-copiilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Intelepciunea copiilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sambata dimineata, discutie la micul dejun Andi, Stefi si Marc prietenul lui Stefi care a dormit la noi.<br \/>\nAndi: Azi nu mai vine cine trebuia sa vina la mine \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nMarc: La mine vine azi cine trebuie! (Cu referire la faptul cu el si Stefi isi continua distractia la Marc acasa).<br \/>\nMama: Ce prieten bun esti Marc sa spui asta! As vrea sa am si eu un prieten asa ca tine!<br \/>\nAndi: Daca vrei sa ai un prieten ca Marc trebuie sa joci si tu jocurile lor electronice, de copii de 10 ani!<br \/>\nStefi: Mama nu vrea sa-i fie Marc prieten, mama vrea un adult care sa fie cum sunt eu cu Marc. Dar oricum mama are prietene, dar adultii fac lucruri atat de plictisitoare: stau la masa si povestesc folosind cuvinte complicate, sau merg la Christmas Party!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nDupa micul dejun:<br \/>\nAndi: Vreau sa facem ceva impreuna.<br \/>\nMama: Vreau sa strang putin prin casa si apoi facem ce vrei tu.<br \/>\nAndi: Cat dureaza?<br \/>\nMama: Sambata trecuta cand m-ai intrebat la fel, ti-am zis ca dureaza 20 minute dar nu m-am incadrat. Cand trecusera cele 20 minute m-ai tot intrebat \u201dcat mai ai? cat mai ai?\u201d&#8230; pana ne-am certat!<br \/>\nAndi: Bine, dureaza 30 minute! Pot sa te ajut si eu 8 minute? Nu vreau sa fiu copil rasfatat pentru care parintii fac totul.<br \/>\nMama: Ce intelept esti!<br \/>\nMama in gand: Se vede ca s-a apucat de atletism! Totul e contra cronometru! Sper sa nu-mi ceara estimari la sutimi de secunda!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nAndi: Mama, esti suparata?<br \/>\nMama: Da, sunt supartata pe tata ca mi-a spus unele lucruri care m-au durut \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nAndi: Si tu ai crezut ce ti-a zis?<br \/>\nMama: Pai de ce sa nu cred&#8230;<br \/>\nAndi: E ca in corporatie cand ziceti de proiecte, lucruri neadevarate, doar ca aici e despre sentimente!<br \/>\nMama: Tu cred ca ai fost corporatist intr-o alta viata!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sambata dimineata, discutie la micul dejun Andi, Stefi si Marc prietenul lui Stefi care a dormit la noi. 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